A pollack sells a customer a car after the customer trades in his old one. The car has no gas in it. The pollack tells the car buyer "No problem, just drive to the gas station down the block!"

I recently dealt with a ghost that went "JOOOOOOO JOOOOOO" instead of it's usual "BOOOOOOO" whenever I went near my piggy bank or my wallet. How odd...

Goddammit, why couldn't I have been born a rich Jew instead of a broke Irish Catholic?

Donald Trump likes little kids!

If a punk gets killed while robbing a store, well too fucking bad.

Holy smokes! It looks like Donald Trump is a pedophile!

Lordship might be all of the bad karma against America starting with the genocide against Native American people finally getting cashed in. The country was given plenty of chance to turn around but it didn't. So karma, the universe, God, whatever is punishing America with a crushing series of pending tyrant kings that will rule the country with an iron fist. Trump is the beginning and a bit of a bungle, but the next kings will be far more competent and much more ruthless. You will have a king. You will bow and serve.

Americans will have to bow to and serve their upcoming kings.

Lordship might be all of the bad karma against America started with the genocide against Native American people finally getting cashed in. The country was given plenty of chance to turn around but it didn't. So karma, the universe, God, whatever is punishing America with a crushing series of pending tyrant kings that will rule the country with an iron fist. Trump is the beginning and a bit of a bungle, but the next kings will be far more competent and much more ruthless. You will have a king.

Honduras sucks balls!